Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
Randomize
