i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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