And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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