Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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