bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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