Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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