Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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