So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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