So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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