He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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