i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
I think I just sharted jello shots
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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