She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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