I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
...so i touched it.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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