honey bunches of taint.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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