It's Friday. Sex?
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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