Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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