This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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