i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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