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Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
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