I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
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What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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