And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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