She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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