we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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