The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Randomize
