But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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