I skipped work to stalk him.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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