im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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