My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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