So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
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