cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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