As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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