Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
so let's talk penis.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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