If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
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