You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
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