I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
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