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• (586): View more from Michigan

  Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it

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  We did he did.

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  When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers

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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u

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• (916): View more from California

  Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.

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• (315): View more from New York

  There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.

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  Send help.

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm

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