remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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