Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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