so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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