D3 body, D1 cock
I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
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