i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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