He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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