Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
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