Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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