is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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