I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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