You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
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