my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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