oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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