Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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