.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
Acid is not a monday night drug
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
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