This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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