she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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