JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Fuck appropriateness.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
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