We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
Randomize
