Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
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